Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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