That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
BILL MAHER
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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