Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHERWe need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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