Men are only as loyal as their options.
BILL MAHER
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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