In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERLike it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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