Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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