You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
BILL MAHERJim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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