In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
BILL MAHERHere’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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