I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
BILL MAHEROne of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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