As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHEROne of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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