Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHERI feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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