It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
BILL MAHERWhen I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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