As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHER
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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