I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHER
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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