If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
BILL MAHER
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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