Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHERI don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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