We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
BILL MAHERThe “Power of One” is a slogan – not a goal.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
BILL MAHERIs it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
BILL MAHERThe true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
BILL MAHERIn this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
BILL MAHERWhat I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
BILL MAHERI don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
BILL MAHERThe whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHERI think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHERAs you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
BILL MAHERTo most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
BILL MAHERWhat is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
BILL MAHERThe younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
BILL MAHERReligion is insanity by consensus.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
BILL MAHERI do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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