Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHERI don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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