I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.

BILL MAHER

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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.

Bill Maher

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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?

BILL MAHER

I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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Children Expectation Feel Mistake Rocket Terrible
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.

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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.

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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Control Government Statement
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.

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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Bank Funny Gun Weapon
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.

BILL MAHER

Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

BILL MAHER

Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Problem Worship
If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.

BILL MAHER

If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Abuse Children Follower Leadership
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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Animal Dog Home Love Reason World
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.

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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Democracy Donate Money
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.

BILL MAHER

They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Ban Bed People Smoking
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.

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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society
We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Day Mad Nation Speech Tragedy Weapon
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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God Live Money Trust
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!

BILL MAHER

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Activist People Sexuality Stop

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