I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
BILL MAHER
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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