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Bill Maher

The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Conform Country Need People Talk
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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Believe Kill President Soldier Willing
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option

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