Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
BILL MAHER
People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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