Religion is insanity by consensus.
BILL MAHER
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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