Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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