It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
BILL MAHERIn America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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