I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
BILL MAHER- In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
BILL MAHEROne of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
BILL MAHERThe plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
BILL MAHERWhat I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
BILL MAHERHalloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
BILL MAHERIf you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
BILL MAHERI have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
BILL MAHERTo those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHERIdiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
BILL MAHERReligion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
BILL MAHERSuicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERReligion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
BILL MAHERDenying racism is the new racism.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
BILL MAHERDeath is nature’s way of killing you.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHERIf you think you have it tough, read history books.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
BILL MAHERYou can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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