We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
BILL MAHERI have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Sex is too easy for women to get, and too hard for men. I mean, honestly, for a man to walk into someplace and have every woman ready to take him home, he’d have to rule the world. A woman would have to do her hair.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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