Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
BILL MAHERI think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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