Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

BILL MAHER

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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

Bill Maher

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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.

BILL MAHER

What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

BILL MAHER

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.

BILL MAHER

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.

BILL MAHER

To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
BILL MAHER

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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.

BILL MAHER

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.

BILL MAHER

Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
BILL MAHER

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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

BILL MAHER

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.

BILL MAHER

The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.

BILL MAHER

If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
BILL MAHER

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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”

BILL MAHER

God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.

BILL MAHER

In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
BILL MAHER

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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

BILL MAHER

There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
BILL MAHER

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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?

BILL MAHER

When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
BILL MAHER

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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.

BILL MAHER

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.

BILL MAHER

Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
BILL MAHER

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