I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
BILL MAHERIf you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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