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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay

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