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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired

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