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George Carlin Quote - Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon

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