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George Carlin Quote - Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Goodness Music One Liner Religion
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
GEORGE CARLIN

Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLIN

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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
GEORGE CARLIN

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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLIN

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