Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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