I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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