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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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