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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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