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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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