Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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