Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
GEORGE CARLIN