If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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