Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Meow means woof in cat.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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