Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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