Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Religion is just mind control.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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