Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
GEORGE CARLINInstead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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