I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARXOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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