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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.

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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Birthday Live Old Problem
In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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