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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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