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You shouldn’t get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Bob Newhart

A guy walks into a psychologist’s convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out of grapes.
BOB NEWHART

Banana Convention Funny Grapes Pocket Psycohologist
I’ve been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
BOB NEWHART

Laughter Marriage Secret
A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don’t necessarily want to be alive.
BOB NEWHART

Alive Money Necessary People
There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I’ll cry.
BOB NEWHART

Comedy Cry Laugh Tragedy
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.
BOB NEWHART

Defeat Ego People Real Sense Of Humor World
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
BOB NEWHART

Allow Deal Distance Laughter Move On
You shouldn’t get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
BOB NEWHART

Close Funny Stop Truth
Funny is funny is funny.
BOB NEWHART

Funny One Liner
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that.
BOB NEWHART

Children Success Thinking
I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.
BOB NEWHART

Inspirational Intelligence Minimalism Simplicity
All I can say about life is “Oh God, enjoy it.
BOB NEWHART

Enjoyment God Life

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