One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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