I must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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