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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I only write first editions.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Children Fetch Funny Understand
My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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