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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I only write first editions.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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