Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
-
-
Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
GROUCHO MARX -
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARX -
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
GROUCHO MARX -
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARX -
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
GROUCHO MARX -
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
GROUCHO MARX -
The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX -
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARX -
Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARX -
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARX -
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
GROUCHO MARX -
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARX -
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
GROUCHO MARX -
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX -
Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARX