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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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