“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

Studies have shown that inmate participation in education, vocational and job training, prison work skills development, drug abuse, mental health and other treatment programs, all reduce recidivism, significantly.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.

Do not ask directions from the people around you. Ask directions from the person who called you.

Most unhappiness is caused because people listen to themselves… instead of talking to themselves.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Once in a while, people enter our lives and lessen the loneliness of being away from Home.

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.

I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.

Leaders are made through discipline, training, experience, failure, and the desire to continually improve.

Through the Rosary the faithful receive abundant grace, as though from the very hands of the Mother of the Redeemer.

We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.

When you care about perfection, you care about an expectation. But there is also caring for where I am right now, for what’s happening right now.

Spraying to kill trees and and raspberry bushes after a clear-cut merely looks unaesthetic for a short time, but tree plantations are deliberate ecodeath.

The greatest gift God has given me is the capacity of love for people. I have so many faults, but caring about people is not one of them.

I’m very happy with this new record. It’s dealing with different aspects of love-it’s me making a statement about people doing something with their lives. It is about caring for others.

I care. I care about it all. It takes too much energy not to care.

I have faith in young people because I know the strongest emotions which prevail are those of love and caring and belief and tolerance.

Stop what you are doing long enough to enjoy the sunset, listen to a special song that lifts you up, or pick up the phone and share some special thought with a caring friend.

I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.