You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
-
-
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX -
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARX -
The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX -
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARX -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
GROUCHO MARX -
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARX -
Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARX -
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
GROUCHO MARX -
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
GROUCHO MARX -
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARX -
Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARX -
All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARX -
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARX -
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
GROUCHO MARX -
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARX