I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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