When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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