Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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