Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTIN
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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