I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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