Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINI love money. I love everything about it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTINTalking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINIt’s pain that changes our lives.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINBefore you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINWhen I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTINActing is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTINIt was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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