I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
-
-
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTIN -
The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
STEVE MARTIN -
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTIN -
No art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTIN -
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTIN -
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTIN -
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTIN -
I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTIN -
The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTIN -
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTIN -
Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTIN -
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
STEVE MARTIN -
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTIN -
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTIN -
I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTIN -
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTIN -
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTIN -
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTIN -
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
STEVE MARTIN -
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTIN -
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTIN -
Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
STEVE MARTIN -
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
STEVE MARTIN -
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTIN -
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTIN -
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTIN