I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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