All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINNow let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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