When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINThe conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
More Steve Martin Quotes
-
-
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTIN -
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTIN -
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTIN -
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTIN -
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTIN -
It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
STEVE MARTIN -
There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTIN -
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTIN -
The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTIN -
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTIN -
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTIN -
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTIN -
It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTIN -
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTIN -
I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
STEVE MARTIN