I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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