Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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