Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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