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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Astrology Believe Luck Myself
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Experience Imagination Life Myself Reality Stand
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Appearance Funny Myself Sex Woman Yourself
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Alcohol Drink Poet Team Writing
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Different Evolution Human Walk
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Believe Equality Myself Stupidity
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Book Funny Myself
I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Cook Fire Hairs Match Mischief Myself Start
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Need People Relationship Soul Mate Yourself
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Destruction Funny Philosophy
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Money Wealth
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Goodness Ignorance Inspirational Motivational One Liner Yourself
There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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