With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINWhen I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
STEVE MARTINIt’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTINI was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINBoy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINDon’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINIt’s pain that changes our lives.
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